If Riley were to put out a singles add, here's what it might say.
Cute female, not too tall, not too chubby, seeks friend to share some fun with.
Likes:
Chasing cats and dogs around.
Shredding toilet paper, and sometimes eating it.
Dancing and doing the Twist.
Cuddling.
Dislikes:
Getting my diaper changed.
Getting my clothes changed.
In fact, just being near the changing table.
If interested, call my Mommy.
