Notes and Observations

A random collection of thoughts and observations:

Of Hospitals:
You go to the hospital for treatment of one illness, you leave with another.
Never leave a hospital by car right after a shift change.

Of being Pregnant
The woman gains weight during pregnancy, then loses it after birth.
The man gains weight after birth, and usually never loses it.

On Babies
They are completely and utterly dependent, yet they tend to rule the house.